Q: What is Swear Wear?
A: What a stupid fucking question.

Q: How soft are your shirts?
A: Like really fuckin’ soft, seriously….

Q: What kind of shirts are they?
A: Our shirts are vintage soft tri-blends. Made of 50% poly, 25% cotton and 25% rayon.

Q: Do you have a size measurement chart?
A: We do, it’s on the product page at the bottom.

Q: How much is shipping?
A: It’s FREE motherfucker!

Q: How long does it take to ship out the shirts?
A: We print on demand, takes us about 5-7 days to ship out….BITCH!

Q: Will I get in trouble at school if I wear these?
A: Bet your damn ass you will.

Q: Where are your shirts printed?
A: At our store, One Hour Tees in Chicago. Look us up!

Q: Do you really think this is appropriate?
A: FUCK YOU!!!!!